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When a Disney Princess creates chaos by showing she's not as pure as people think, she becomes a Discordian American Princess.
It also applies to any teenage girl or young woman who's had a wholesome, clean-cut image that suddenly changes when she does something shocking.
Miley Ray Cyrus showed her smile as a Disney Princess. But her spiritual advisor Reverend Loveshade and photographer Annie Leibovitz changed all that. As soon as she posed naked in a sheet, and posed with her father Billy Ray Cyrus touching her inner thigh, she became a Discordian American Princess!
Also Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Emily Sander aka Zoey Zane.
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A place full of hoes, bitches, and thots who brag about sucking dick and getting fingered at parties. The guys are pretty chill but probably do crack, and the bathrooms are really fucked up. The lunch here sucks ass or probably came out of one and the canned water is literally piss. 30 grand a year my ass.
Person 1: “Yo shit dude did you hear what happened at AMERICAN HERITAGE SCHOOL?”
Person 2: “oh shit another 7th grader pragnant?”
Person 1: “No there was a salmonella outbreak from the food”
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A person (usually white) who wish to be one with the mother earth and pretends to be spiritual but smoking weed and dressing up in racist stereotypes of the media makes out Native Americans to be. Also tries to say they are half Native American.
Native American wannabe: So I found out Im a descent of a Cherokee princess and stuff :DD *wears warbonnets and tell people the Two Wolves story*
Actual Native American: Yeah, no. Theres no royalties in Cherokee tribe and everything youre saying is wrong.
Native American wannabe: /goes on rampage explaining why she/he is right and actual Native is wrong.
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The American School System is flawed. Very flawed. Kids are not getting enough sleep and they are developing anxiety disorders.
The American School System needs to improve.
A series of dolls that come with books that take place during different periods in American History. They are very expensive and so are their accessories but unlike Bratz dolls, they are in proportion, do not dress suggestively, and actually look like actual girls. They also promote reading and learning about history through their books series.
There is also a line of dolls that "Look Like You" and "American Girls of Today" which take place in modern times.
The dolls also have pets such as Coconut the dog, and Licorice the cat.
There is an American Girl store in New York.
I just saved up $100 to buy my very own American Girl Doll! Now I just have to save up another $100 to buy her stuff!
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An amazing programme which is great for horror lovers- there are currently four seasons:
Murder House- which is about ghosts
Asylum- features demonic possession, serial killers and zombie things
Coven- focuses on witches in New Orleans
Freak Show- which centers on a freak show in the lowly town of Jupiter, Florida.
Contains sexually explicit scenes and bad language. It's rated an 18 but should be like a 15
Person #1: Omg did you see American Horror Story last night?
Person #2: Yeah! Evan Peters is so hot!!
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Ever since the creation of pop music,things have been changed. It's not really music anymore. It's pretty much the same crap over and over.
Justin Timberlake or anyone overhyped is living proof of the degeneration of american music. We are no longer creative in once-great america.
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