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Blow job broad

a female whose only good use is to give blow jobs.

I wanted head, called up Michelle, got a blow job and dropped her off at her place. No food, no snuggling, just a blow job and she's gone. therefore a blow job broad is what she is, that is all she is good for.

by Donnie T November 10, 2008

19๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Indian Blow Dart

When a female has sex while on her period, the man pulls out and pokes her in the head with his bloody penis, giving her the traditional "red dot" on the girl's forhead, wherein he then receives a blow job

Guy 1: Hey man, have you given your girlfriend the Indian Blow Dart yet?

Guy 2: Of course, I made her an honorary Indian girl last week!

by Ark Builder November 12, 2009

18๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


blow your lunch

To puke. To vomit. To spend a while driving the porcelain bus. To expell the contents of your stomach violently.

Leonardo de Crappio is so effeminate, he makes me want to puke.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005

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blow one's dough

(verb) to spend all one's money

I'ma never blow ma dough again!

by Fangsta April 27, 2003

9๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blow Job Lottery

When a guy hopes that by doing the right things (sex acts or otherwise) for a girl, he can get a blow job. This can result in either winning (getting a blow job) or losing (not getting a blow job).

Guy #1: I was totally messing around with this chick last night and I won the Blow Job Lottery!
Guy #2: Drinks for everybody!

by Hector Barbosa August 3, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blow N' Go

When a guy blows his baby batter into a chick then leaves

Dude I totally did a blow n' go in this chick the other day shes gonna remember me for the rest of her life...

by blackorchid99 September 30, 2008

22๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


blows dead goats

a bad situation, something that is not good. similar to 'that sucks', only worse.

I came home last night and somebody broke into my house, stole all my stuff, and broke out the windows. Man, that really blows dead goats.

by Fred Neck March 3, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž