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The feeling of remorse or regret one gets after having sex with someone.
"At the time I thought it was a good idea to have sex with my ex-girlfriend. However, after we finished and she talked about starting the relationship again I had major boner's remorse."
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when you laugh so hard you say you have a funny boner
I love you +Extremely Decent! You make me laugh so hard! I have a funny boner! :-D
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Used to describe something that is so pleasing to the sight that it causes a male boner.
Man 1: Shiiiet you see that lady with the nice ass & rack over there ? Damn she's fine.
Man 2: Yup she is boner-bringing.
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Boner-blocked
Original definition circa 1987
When a really hot chick is standing next to you in a year book picture and you want that hard-on captured for all eternity for her to always remember you by, and the person in front of you with a full head of hair blocks the massive erection, boner block.
Another derivation: Anytime you are posing for picture with a really hot chick, and the massive erection is obscured from the final photo, but there is at least two dirty grins on their faces
Billy: Gee I hope this massive erection I have right now makes the school yearbook, and this girl's douche bag boyfriend's see where her hands is.
Tom:Dude, how could anyone possible miss it?
Two months later.
Tom: Billy you totally gotboner-blocked, Lisa's big head of hair totally blocked the shot, but not everybody's grins.
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The penis becoming extremely hard at the sight of justice being dealt. While defendants found guilty result in a semi justice boner, life-sentences can increase the vitality and strength of the boner.
Judge: The defendant has been found guilty, and is sentenced to life in prison.
Random person: "YESSSS"
Random person 2: Why do you have a stick poking out of your pants?
Random person: That's my justice boner.
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The most real boner you can get
"Megan Fox is hot."
"Definately, she's given me a bonified boner."
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The socially awkward guy who plays cliche ballads on his guitar (or other musical instrument) in public places to attract undue attention to himself. Often found wearing sweater vests or silk shirts.
Look at that silky boner playing More Than Words in front of the school library.
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