Rip n Dip

when you are wiping your butt and the toilet paper rips and your fingers get a dip in the poop.

I was in panama and the cheap toilet paper kept ripping and my fingers kept getting dipped in my poop so I kept getting Rip n Dip.

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Double Dipping

When two guys simultaneously put their balls on another persons face; specifically, one pair goes over both the eyes, the other pair going in the mouth- IE: 1x arabian goggles and 1x teabag.

Guy 1: Mal was so wasted last night, I can't believe I put my balls in his eyes!
Guy 2: No way! I put mine in his mouth!
Guy 1: Hell yeah, motherfucker, thats double dipping!

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Dip your wick

A slang for sexual intercourse describing a penis as a candle wick and quickly inserting into any orifice for sexual release. The penis can be inserted into the mouth, anus or vagina.

That horny cowboy at the bar asked me if Friday night was a good time to dip your wick in this town.

You ain't living well as a guy until you dip your wick in some strange once in awhile.

Your date I fixed you up with said you could dip your wick for ten bucks extra, but no kissing.

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gravy dipping

Giving someone a swirly in a toilet that is full of diarrhea (thin watery feces, usually due to a gastrointestinal infection or inflammation). While performing oral sex on the swirlee.

Last night at the bar I walked in on 2 guys gravy dipping their sisters.

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Dip N Dot

When doing a girl in the ass, then you pull your dick out with poop on it, and slap her in the face, leaving poop marks all over her face.

"Turn around I wanna give you a Dip N Dot" Something only white boys can get freaky white women to do.

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Chocolate dipped popsicle

The act of sticking thy penis into said freezer after performing anal intercourse, and having thy partner suck the results thereafter

-"Oh baby, what are you gonna do to me next?".

"Bitch, Im'a give you a chocolate dipped popsicle."

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Honey Dipped Doughnut

Sexual act in which a man's sexual partner uses honey as a lubricant while giving a handjob.

In order to make the process more pleasurable, she decided to take the honey dipped doughnut route of foreplay.

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