Get yourself an underaged girl, because you can’t get one in your age.
My girlfriend left me, I might have to do the Lucas.
When two fully nude people have sex while hiking up a mountain while one is carrying the other. The term originates from the 2003 class is film Holes.
My best friend Jake was doing a Zeroni with his girlfriend last weekend
Doing a Batista is when someone is circling around something and can't catch it for some odd reason. The source of this expression comes from the game Rocket League when a famous player - Batista - tried to catch a boost for a long time.
I can't help you, because I'm doing a Batista at this boost.
To lose at something.
To lose at some spectacularly, often to someone/something who's actual trash.
See Laurence "Lozza" Fox 8/5/2021 London Mayoral Election.
To do a Lozza.
"He's going to do a Lozza!"
"See Clive at the game last night? He did a right Lozza!"
"Mate, what a Lozza".
When you are about to have sexual intercourse but the Male genitals cannot become turgid, she is not up for a floppy one so you have to call it quits . Simon from the Tv show “the imbertweeners” experiences this problem and proceeds to punch his dick scream “ why won’t you work.
I was about to do the bang bang but it didn’t work, so I punched my cock, the swelling would not suffice so I had to stop. I was doing a Simon and now I don’t talk to her anymore
"Doing a Lukey" happens when you take all your clothes off, to have sex, but keep your socks on.
I am having sex with my girlfriend. My feet are cold, so I am doing a Lukey.
Talking the talk but now walking the walk
Webster2001: Im the biggest baddest motherfucker in all of TORN
Literally anyone: You doing elim?
Webster2001: Ooh no, focusing on my stats
*Doing a Web*