Get yourself an underaged girl, because you can’t get one in your age.
My girlfriend left me, I might have to do the Lucas.
When a man protects his woman by using physical force, rather than discussion or waking away.
Will Smith was “Doing the Smitty!” slapping Chris Rock after he spoke about his wife Jada, before he won his Oscar.
When two fully nude people have sex while hiking up a mountain while one is carrying the other. The term originates from the 2003 class is film Holes.
My best friend Jake was doing a Zeroni with his girlfriend last weekend
Doing a Batista is when someone is circling around something and can't catch it for some odd reason. The source of this expression comes from the game Rocket League when a famous player - Batista - tried to catch a boost for a long time.
I can't help you, because I'm doing a Batista at this boost.
To lose at something.
To lose at some spectacularly, often to someone/something who's actual trash.
See Laurence "Lozza" Fox 8/5/2021 London Mayoral Election.
To do a Lozza.
"He's going to do a Lozza!"
"See Clive at the game last night? He did a right Lozza!"
"Mate, what a Lozza".
When you are about to have sexual intercourse but the Male genitals cannot become turgid, she is not up for a floppy one so you have to call it quits . Simon from the Tv show “the imbertweeners” experiences this problem and proceeds to punch his dick scream “ why won’t you work.
I was about to do the bang bang but it didn’t work, so I punched my cock, the swelling would not suffice so I had to stop. I was doing a Simon and now I don’t talk to her anymore
"Doing a Lukey" happens when you take all your clothes off, to have sex, but keep your socks on.
I am having sex with my girlfriend. My feet are cold, so I am doing a Lukey.