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When you give a girl a throat job and she pukes, but your cock blocks the puke entry through her mouth so it squirts out here nose
Stahr tried to give me a blow job last night, but she went total electric dragon on me, i couldnt stop laughing at her.
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When your wife tells you " I don't think we have anything in common anymore" beg for just one more of her "great jobs" then when you cum, smack her in the back of the head, causing the sperm to fly out of her nose. She'll look just like an angry dragon, your last memory of her.
Lisa, you look just like an angry dragon!
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Performed when the sexual life of partners becomes somewhat dull....or just for the fuck of it.
Either way a man must first ejaculate in the back of a lady's throat and immediately pullout his penis whilst punching her nose so that the semen travels through the nasal cavity and out the nose along with a pool of blood. If done properly, it will appear as if the lady is a fire breathing dragon. Hence, "dragon lady".
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Troy: "ah ye-ah i did to that nasty ho Rebeca the dragon lady last night."
Mike: "wow man. was it as awesome as i said it'd be?"
Troy: "even better son. she was going wild!"
Mike: "nice."
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Rob: "This crazy bitch told me to dragon lady her last night!!!"
Brendan: "Did you do it!?!"
Rob: "Fuck yeah!"
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A large blond, curly headed boy with a geen, shrek jizz stain on there face. Formed form haveing gain green while giving a blow job.
"Wholy fuck whats rong with your face. You look like a Green Dragon .
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Anal with someone who eats too much fibre.
I was having anal with this vegitarian, only ate greens.. Once I discovered my cock was soaked in green shit I started pushing harder and harder, until she sputtered her own excrement all over her chest. Thus, the green dragon.
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It when you are cumming into the girls mouth and then when she is not suspecting it and she thinks its over u hit her on the back of the head so she sneezes out cum like a dragon spurting out fire.
I gave RRRemy a white dragon, she was pissed though because the smack was unsuspected
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