high-altitude drunk

Noun: Coming from a city or place relatively close to sea level to one of a higher altitude, you:
1. Need to consume less alcohol to get drunk
2. Drink the same amount as "usual" and are HAMMERED
3. Drink on top of a mountain and get progressively drunker as you decend the mountain (particularly at a high rate of speed, such as on skis or a snowboard).
4. Drinking on the roof of a sky-scraper. Baller.

Synonyms: hot-tub drunk; sauna drunk; desert drunk

1. "We stopped at the airport bar in Denver during our lay over and I fell off my bar stool after pounding one beer"

2. "Psh, I've only had like 4 shots. I haven't thrown up from drinking in YEARS! That shi... (HUAGHHHHhhphtppbl...)

3. "3 beers at the summit bar and I had a good buzz on, then I couldn't get my skiblades off at the bottom. Just walked to the bathroom with 'em on."

4. "It's going to be nice out, come up to my rooftop to get high-altitude drunk."

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Funky Drunk Lovin'

Being so intoxicated off alcohol that you bust out your inner "funk" and show your girl some sexual positions that she's like never to have experienced before.

Hey girl you trying to get out here for some funky drunk lovin'?

I was so funky drunk lovin' last night I pulled out the "flying dutchman".

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willy wonka drunk

The act of getting extremely hammered, not knowing where you are and wandering the streets

jim: hey dude where are you?

matt: i dont know man im willy wonka drunk

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Dr. Octopus Drunk

A state of being so drunk that to move you have to grab onto anything and everything much like how Dr. Octopus moved in the movie spiderman.

"Man I was so drunk last night I had to to octopus grab myself inside my house"

"You where Dr. Octopus Drunk!!!"

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Eggo Waffles Drunk

On the drunk scale of 1-10, it rates a 3. The stage where you're approaching a buzz. See tipsy.

Keli: How do you feel now?

Heather: I feel.. Eggo Waffles drunk.

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Harry Potter drunk

Someone who is only fun when they are drunk. When they are not Harry Potter drunk, they are uptight and lame...kind of like the movie.

Jon is only fun when he is Harry Potter drunk.

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Drunk Budgie Ballet

See The Dance of the Drunken Parakeet for definition.

Every time I even look at her cage, Polly does the Drunk Budgie Ballet.

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