The act of scouring your entire facebook page, removing any traces of your ex. This could be pictures, comments, likes, etc.
Person A: Dude I just broke up with Jenna
Person B: I know, I saw you doing a Facebook Breakup
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adj. tending to oppose changes made by Facebook, Inc. to the facebook website's layout.
n. one who has a facebook-conservative outlook
Ted: I don't like the new photo viewer on facebook...
Fred: You're totally facebook-conservative, man.
Sam: I really wish Facebook would stop changing everything.
Pam: You're definitely a Facebook-Conservative.
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Term used about whether content should be shared publicly on Facebook or not.
Yeah, I was gonna post that picture of my bf & me kissing, it's not Facebook Approved, 'cause my gramma is on there!
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Facebook Sniper: Someone who seems to always IM you immediately after you log in.
Steve: Ok, so what's new today... Dang it! I just logged on and this guy is already instant messaging me! This guy is a total Facebook Sniper!
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When two people keep poking one another back and forth like two fencers in a close match.
Kate poked me. Poke back? Hell yes. I am so Facebook Fencing this bitch.
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matthew bienko
Matthew was being a facebook woofer when he called martin out.
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When a friend is unresponsive to facebook chats or messages even though they're are online and available.
Who you chatting to?
insert name,
What s/he saying?
Nothing, unresponsive idle chit chat
s/he just facebook cotching man.
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