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pulling a jesus is the act of returning to life when people think you died and suddenly they run into you and are surprised to see you alive you say i pulled a jesus
( in reference to jesus christ returning to life 3 days after his crucifiction )
tony : Oh my god you're alive! i thought you died weeks ago!
Ely : oh yes tony i'm quite alive!
tony: that's what i call pulling a jesus !
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A type of transcendental yoga-like meditation. When sticking your arms straight out into a T position can cause the feeling of oneness with your surroundings. Can cause a feeling of contacting angels or being abducted by aliens. Myth surrounds this pose in antiquity.
Dude I was listening to Trance music on top of this mountain in a Jesus Pose getting into a state of trance. Unreal Bro
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Eagerly completing a journey that seems so very important to the person that is on the journey, but meaningless to everyone else. Much like a real Mission for Jesus or MHF for short
Someone passes you and then changes lanes to pass the person in front of you. You remark to your passenger "Wow! That guy is on a Mission for Jesus!"
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The holiest of power bombs. It has the ability to kill the powers of idiocy over IRC.
#von uses this to the fullest extent possible. Many a noob and retard have been killed by this.
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Used in the film "Flight of the Intruder" in the court-martial scene. To not necessarily use religion and tell the truth. Repentance, but without religious overtone.
from "Flight of the Imtruder":
"I hope you realize that now is the time to come to Jesus." Meaning that if the aircrew being court-martialed spilled their guts off the record before the proceeding started, they might stand a better chance of a favorable opinion. Could somewhat be compared to plea bargaining.
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gay jesus is when one enters a gun game match, whether it be CS:S, Call of duty, or so on so forth and intentionally knifes another player
Player 1: Woah dude, that guy is pulling a gay jesus, what a fucking queer
Player 2: Yeah dude, I was just about to get to the final gun level but that gay jesus demoted me...
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Post on the internet that is referring to something considered old by most.
John posts a link to All Your Base, talking about how funny it is.
I respond, "Black Jesus strikes again."
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