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Internet rape

this is not an actual thing, rape can only be done in real life. Either you're insanely chronically online or you want an excuse to be called a victim. You most likely got sent fake, trolls of joke nsfw content by little kids. Go cry about it.

A "true" example of internet rape or sexual harassment on the internet is someone masturbating to you on a call without your consent.

Internet rape is not a thing! It can only be done irl!

by BiGf4r7 July 16, 2023


Colombian Internet

The worst internet you'll ever have. Colombia has the worst internet of all.

God Damn Jose, your Colombian Internet makes it so hard to have a proper Zoom call.

by Luisfersg September 7, 2020


No internet

Sebastian

No internet is being a Sebastian a Sebastian has no internet and resorts to doing puzzles and having family time

by Reeeeee a while Sebastian September 13, 2021


Internet trash whore

A person who lives for all the dumb garbage on the internet

Jeffrey is such an internet trash whore. His YouTube recommendations are a mess.

by Ingram Ko September 24, 2021


internet moocher

Someone who uses you for your internet (most cases fast internet) and leaves upon downloading what was needed. These friends are only friends fir your high speed internet connection.

Omg he is such an internet moocher, left right after downloading his game

by Turtle Skater January 10, 2018


The Internet Explorer Messenger (IEM)

The type of person who constantly, involuntarily, responds to messages one message behind everyone else - especially if the subject has already shifted.

Person A: Let’s go to the mall
Person B: Nah let’s go to the movies

Person A: Okay what movie should we see?
Person C: What should we get at the mall?
Person A: Oh great, the Internet Explorer Messenger (IEM) is here

by MelanieBanks July 27, 2023


The Internet Explorer Messenger (IEM)

The type of person who constantly, involuntarily, responds to messages one message behind everyone else - especially if the subject has already shifted.

Person A: Let’s go to the mall
Person B: Nah let’s go to the movies

Person A: Okay what movie should we see?
Person C: What should we get at the mall?
Person A: Oh great, the Internet Explorer Messenger (IEM) is here

by MelanieBanks July 27, 2023