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A light to hold you phone that breaks too fucking easily
Person 1: dude my ring light broke again
Person 2: again? That’s the 16th time this month
Person 1: I mean that’s ring lights for ya
When you're spicing it up in the bedroom and get a blowjob from a girl who's just eaten spicy food.
After a drunken wing night, me and the missus went back to the bedroom and I accidently got put through the ring of fire.
When a man fucks a person in the ass then wipes the head on the partner's lips as when applying lipstick.
After a jack hammering anal session I turned her around and gave her a generous rusty o-ring just before she had to work.
CNN: "Three men arrested for their
roles in multimillion-dollar
Midwest meat heist ring"
reader: So the corporatists had a circle jerk?
CNN: ... Yes...
The five fundamental holes of all females suited for penile insertia (the anus, vagina, mouth, ear and not forgetting nostril).
Original source sir Isac Newton world renouned for his newtoning.
We just creamed Julies Newton Rings.
You... me..... newtons?
I just SMASHED her newton rings.
I'd love to be in her newton rings.
I bet her newton rings are smooth as F**k.
The Most decent school anyone could imagine. A gateway for the monstrosity that is Patterson Mill School where the most white people gang activities happen
*Insert Music*
RING FACTORY ELEMNTARY
THE BEST SCHOOL IN THE LAND
Man: Oh God
Man2: what's wrong Harold
Man: Those stupid kids at Ring Factory Elementary are singing their anthem again
Man2: Great next their gonna run out the doors and burn down my house
Man: Shit