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Used to describe a very bad thing, usually, but not always, involving a vile smell.
Also an all encompassing insult
1. Dude, what's wrong with you? Your breath smells like shit!
2. Hey Graham, your face smells like shit!
3. She cheated on her boyfriend? That situation smells like shit to me...
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when you enter a room and it smells like people have fucked.
Awe dude, it smells like fuck in here!" / "Oh yeah, Abby just left fifteen minutes ago." / "GETTUM.
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something that a person who hasn't had had a BJ yet might say to make it seem like they have. By saying "tastes like cum", it seems like they would know what cum tastes like, when really, they're just saying it.
Emma: Jesus Christ, this milk tastes like cum!
Louise: How would you know what cum tastes like? It's not like you've...
Emma: Shut up
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Being incredibly tired from work or other tiring activities
"Dude I need some sleep cuz' I'm beat like rihanna
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When you enter enter a restroom with the intent to poop, but for whatever reason cannot push it out.
Guy 1: Dude, weren't you just in the shitter for like ten minutes, it doesn't stink at all.
Guy 2: Yea, nothin happened.
Guy 1: Oh, so you peed like a girl?
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A phrase used when talking to a batter in baseball. To encourage your player to hit a homerun....you yell to them "go deep like Kelly." Kelly refers to Jim Kelly throwing to a deep ball to Andre Reed.
Hey, Will...Go deep like Kelly
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An analogy for obvious. This was originally coined by a pharmacy professor at the UT Health Science Center at San Antonio. The professor was referring to Phineas Gage, a 19th century railroad worker, who suffered a freak accident when an explosion catapulted a large piece of iron through his skull and into his frontal lobes. An injury that was anything but subtle.
Professor: "what's an antibiotic used for?"
Student Bob: "Uh, there is an inhibitory, Uh, upregulation and, Uh half life ..."
Professor: "An antibiotic kills bacteria. Bob, the answer was like a nail in the head and somehow you completely missed it"
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