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Jimmy Ham

Jimmy Ham Pork was born in Hawk Tuah County, Ohio, and is part of the Porkston Family lineage, Related to John Pork and Billy Bacon,Youngest in the family. Youngest son of Joana Pork and John Pork Sr. Jimmy Ham was a baseball prodigy in highschool, however his career got cut short due to discrimination against pigs. He then enlisted to fight for the toilets in the "Great Skibidi War", which provided some internal family conflict due to some allegiance with the camera heads. During episode 72 of "skibidi toilet" He was incapacitated due to a hamstring injury and returned back to the family compound in Atlanta. During the Skibidi Toilet war he became acquainted with Tyrone Turkey, and married his sister Tarissa Turkey. Tarissa Turkey and Jimmy Hams relationship was looked down upon by their families due to previous conflict between Turkeys and Pigs during the "Great Thanksgiving trial of Ohio". However, they were able to put apart their differences and the families became very tight and they all moved to the Pork Family Compound in Atlanta. Ham and Turkey had 2 kids, Jawn Appel who was born as an apple because of herdeitary issues between Pig and Turkey genes, and Johnny Ham, the youngest son.

"Hey, did you hear about Jimmy Ham's Injury?"
"Yeah, he was a real porkdegy - could have been great."

"What ever happened to Jimmy Ham's son?"
"You mean Jawn Appel? There was a birth complication..."

by Pork's Historical Society November 27, 2024


Jimmy Ham

Jimmy Ham Pork was born in Hawk Tuah County, Ohio, and is part of the Porkston Family lineage, Related to John Pork and Billy Bacon,Youngest in the family. Youngest son of Joana Pork and John Pork Sr. Jimmy Ham was a baseball prodigy in highschool, however his career got cut short due to discrimination against pigs. He then enlisted to fight for the toilets in the "Great Skibidi War", which provided some internal family conflict due to some allegiance with the camera heads. During episode 72 of "skibidi toilet" He was incapacitated due to a hamstring injury and returned back to the family compound in Atlanta. During the Skibidi Toilet war he became acquainted with Tyrone Turkey, and married his sister Tarissa Turkey. Tarissa Turkey and Jimmy Hams relationship was looked down upon by their families due to previous conflict between Turkeys and Pigs during the "Great Thanksgiving trial of Ohio". However, they were able to put apart their differences and the families became very tight and they all moved to the Pork Family Compound in Atlanta. Ham and Turkey had 2 kids, Jawn Appel who was born as an apple because of herdeitary issues between Pig and Turkey genes, and Johnny Ham, the youngest son.

"Jimmy Ham, the youngest son of the Porkston Family."
"Hey Adrian Pork, Did Jimmy Ham call you?"

by Pork Historical Society September 27, 2024


Jimmy Johns

They are freaky fast

Yummy Jimmy Johns

by Adjectivezzz September 6, 2023


jimmy dean fat dick

Jimmy Dean makes big sausages, so some one with a Jimmy Dean fat dick has a fat dick.

Juan Pablo has a Jimmy Dean fat dick!

by Juan Pablo Jenkins cox November 14, 2019


Jimmy Up

"Jimmy Up" in Australia means to use Jim's Group for your services. Jim's Group you ask? Australia is a land of Jim's be it cleaning, mowing, removals, plumbing etc. Jim's is the biggest service-based franchisee business in the Southern hemisphere. It provides small business love & care with big business trust.

Tony: Oh Jane wanted to move her house, did she find a removalist?
Alicia: Yeah, she's really happy I suggested her to "Jimmy Up" her move.

by beezeebouy November 30, 2020


Apricot Jimmy

To wank off a homless man with a handfull of apricot jam.

"did you hear? Sally gave that hobo an Apricot Jimmy for half a sandwich!

by MadHa77er November 2, 2021


little jimmy

often used to name a kid who’s mom is over bearing , and causes scenes

“damn that kids is acting like a real little jimmy”

by boudrr May 31, 2022