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A guy who can't do the splits
he can't go all the way down
what a kevin
super hot and handsome and is good at sex
oh kevin youre so hot fuck me harder
Kevin is such an asshole but is funny. He can hate you sometimes but they suddenly just change for the better or worse. He can make memories that you will never be able to forget.
He is such a bitch but I'm grateful for having him as a friend.
Jasper: Who is Kevin?
Me: He is a bitch but my bestest friend
Something gay, used in a sentence or as a gay thing.
1: Bro I sucked off some random homeless person for 20 bucks.
2: That's something Kevin would do
1: $50 is $50, just saying
2: Stop being a Kevin
If a guy's name is Kevin he is very chill and cool (sometimes a little gay) he probably kidnaps children as well
"hey look over there is that kevin?"
"yeah he's the child preditor!"
"well he chill tho we gonna be fine."
A person that will fuck up your day. Will waste your time and only ask for nudes.
A Kevin is someone who will have your back. He is honest to a fault, a deep thinker, a problem solver, a goofball, a romantic, has a great sense of humor, a barely hidden nerdy side, and a huge heart. When there are problems a Kevin can be counted on to come up with a brilliant solution you may have never thought of but always makes the task easier and more efficient. Kevin is skilled with his hands and learns new things quickly. A Kevin will not disappoint you in the bedroom and sexual experiences will never be boring. Your Kevin will require lots of snuggles and pets so be prepared to never want to be free of his embrace. His smile can banish the cloudiest of days. A Kevin is faithful and loyal and always someone you can depend on. He is always thoughtful. Kevin loves his kitty and can be depended on to ‘meow’ at you often as way of declaring his affection. It’s impossible to not fall in love with his amazing personality. His eyes are mesmerizing and he knows how to style his hair. Kevin is a gentleman who will open doors for you but also has a dirty side. Kevin can be very spontaneous and brings a lot of fun to any any occasion. If you are lucky enough to find a Kevin make sure you snatch him up. Kevins are absolutely worth the wait!
This is Kevin. He’s my work husband because I know I can always depend on him to have my back! Meow!