i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you

a mob-like expression for the phrase "You will die if you hear my secret"

Guy 1: Duuuude, howdja get that Ipod touch?
Guy 2: i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you
Guy 1: is that a no?
Guy 2: WTF was that supposed to mean?
Guy 1: you tell me,
Guy 2: NO!

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Kill people who celebrate kick dick day

Read the word

/Ayo you wanna kill people who celebrate kick dick day

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself.

" Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself. " Is a typical tumblr down syndrome poem.

Tumblr down syndrome "edgy" whore: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself.
Guy 1: stfu and die *kills the bitch*

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November 4: National Kill Your Boyfriend Dylan Day

you are dead to me. you will pay for what youve done. trust me when i say, you will not live to see another day.

person 1: ahhhhh look at that it’s november 4th
dylan: DAMNNNN IM FINNA BE DEAD! it’s November 4: National Kill Your Boyfriend Dylan Day :/
dylans girlfriend: *knife in hand*

You kill sound like one white girl ahlie

The words of a tramp called Nikki

“You kill sound like one white girl ahlie” - use when ugly and insecure

You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!

British insult from the victorian era, meant to get out as much spite as possible in one phrase before dying from eating arsenic-coated fucking sugar.

Guy 1: You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!"

Guy 2:* Fucking dies*

honk if you think i should kill myself

A rare bumper sticker that sarcastically puts the life of the driver in other drivers' hands. Also keeps nice people from honking while encouraging the honking of assholes. As Seen on Tosh.0

Honk at the guy, he has a Honk If you think I should kill myself sticker and he just cut you off.

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