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A term for an ambiguous sex act. Used to see if the people around you will question it or just agree with you.
I told everyone that I gave her a turtle kiss and they all gave me high fives.
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When two transvestites exchange urin/feces via a kiss
Damn those trannys just jersey kissed right in front of a daycare center
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A auto-emitted shower of gas(flatulance) that is collected by the use of your hand while showering with your partner.
A Dolphin Kiss only works if your in the shower with your partner, spouse or best friend. By letting water flow down your back you create a pocket of air between your taint and hand. Proceed to flatulate in your hand and then just throw it in your partners face. It is in no way wrong to practice alone.
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The act of showing your love for someone with your fists. Usually done to a relative or a significant other, especially a redheaded stepchild.
Guy 1: How is the relationship with your wife?
Guy 2: Not so good, she keeps bitching at me for giving her
redheaded son knuckle kisses.
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A Turtle Kiss is when two people who are turtling(when you has to crap but you keep halting it, so the tip of the turb exits while the bigger portion stays inside the anus) put their butts close together and touch turds and then retract them inside again.
This may be done repeatedly.
Tom and Sarah both had to crap, they were both turtling.
Tom and Sarah got their butts close together and Turtle Kissed.
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to give oral sex to a pregnant woman.
she was 6 months pregnant and horny so she told me to go kiss the baby.
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