lick dick day

January 24th is international lick dick day, so better get yo mouth on that garden hose

bitch succ my dick because its lick dick day

lick my dick

its like kiss my ass or taste me cock except its licking and your dick

Timmy: HAHA YOUR MOM'S IN JAIL
Oliver: well uh,
lick my dick
Timmy: no u
Oliver: you want me to lick my dick?
Timmy: uhhh
Oliver: that's what I thought motherfucker
Timmy: fuckin' asshole
Oliver: hmm I thought you were a bitch
Timmy: *does suicide*

Lick the Dorito

When you're not hungry but you want to taste of a certain food at that moment.

Damn those fries smell good, I wanna lick the dorito rn .

Licking fuzz

The act of eating a females vagina when it has been unshaven for at least 2 weeks.

I hate licking fuzz

Lick my nut

He is sayin to lick his nut :/

Stranger: lick my nut
Random women: ok :)

lick your face

When someone so cute you just gotta give ‘em a little lick. Pure adorable.

I just want to lick your face.

Pick and Lick

Only acceptable way to say finger food

The party better have pick and licks.