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When two people in a relationship have become so comfortable being around each other that they feel free to fart in front of the other constantly.
You can tell Jon and Alex are life fartners, she just ripped one in his face.
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A decision that impacts your life.
“I bet you’re regretting your life choice now” said when someone has chosen to leave there coat at home in the middle of winter.
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Where you get beaten up by some life jam man to get free samples
Use LIFE JAM! It really works!
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A phrase, origin of which is in Hebrew .It is away to express reliability . It's equivalent to "in my mother life" .
He: did you look at my girl friend ?
Me : in my life I didn't even looked at her
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"You haven't heard this song? Everybody know this song, bro you sleep on life."
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when a person sleeps through the day and roam the streets at night
how's your vampire life been going?
its actually coming along really well, ive been hustlin these corners all night and they're about to pay off.
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part of speach: noun
plural form: n00bs at life
one who refuses to learn from or take the advice of his\her elders or those whom hold more wisdom or are more knowledgable when it comes to ane specific field or category of experience, or who is simply too hard-headed to apply his\her peers’ successful actions/conduct to his\her-self; one who is too stubborn to grow much as a human, who will oft decline him\herself the right to learn from his\her past experiences, and who will seldom accept things in any way that isn’t to the standard that s\he is used to or has been led to believe priorhand/previously (even if it lacks evidence or support to back it up), who may try too steadfast not to lose face when proven wrong; linear. Oftentimes agnostic on a level deeper than the thought of ‘God’ (which, when on a deeper level, is a bad thing, because it illustrates lack of true taste/perception or knowledge of the surrounding world as perceived by the n00b at life).
See also n00b, which is different than a 'noob'. (A noob reffers more to a ‘newb’, or ‘newbie’ at something{specifically a videogame}, whereas a 'n00b' can be anyone who..well I’m not suppose to define 'n00b' here, but just note that even vets can act n00b-ish at times.)
Compare 'n00bs at life' with the '‘élitist’ Democrats' who THINK that they’re über-the-shit and clearly demonstrate their ‘superiority’ towards the rest of the population.
"Having a n00b at life for your mother really bites. But to have a n00b at life for your father is a plain-out atrocity (especially if you are a male, though is equally conductually imparing to a daughter)."
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