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A civil way of asking someone to STFU in mixed company. Alternatively, you can make a promise to St. Fulgius...
Me: Hey Uncle Bob, if you'll make a promise to St. Fu, this Thanksgiving dinner will be real nice.
I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was... "THIS BIG" and I said "that's disgusting!". So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com; Shadow the hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way SMALLER!! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!
BFFRRHOOOOOOMM!!! (*Shows his death egg stick*)
That's right baby! Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong!! He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the earth, that's right this is what you get... MY SUPER LASER PISS!!
Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher... I'm pissing on THE MOOOOOOONNN!!!!!
How do you like that OBAMA? I pissed on the moon you idiot!! You have 23 hours before the piss DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROPPPLLLLLLLETSSS hit the fucking earth! Now get out of my sight, before I piss on you too.
-I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my-
-*uncontrollable laughter*
-fucking wife
-mommy?
absorbing a minor setback to make a major comeback
commonly used in hockey
Aye bro i’m still on delivered.
No worries, take a hit make a play- we’re going out tonight.
Adverb. Used as a transition.
Definition: The reason(s) why (often a situation) is worse than would otherwise seem.
LeBron should have been MVP. "What make it so bad" is he got no team, and everybody knew he the man, and he still dropping 30 on them.
Don't make a fucking big deal out of it. Don't lose your shit over it. Don't have a cow, dude.
If no one wants to kiki, don't make a cluck about it.
When a chick is not completely hot, but she would be if she was wearing that TV make-up that makes normal chicks look hotter
- What do you think of this chick? I met her yesterday
- Hmm, I don't know, she needs TV make-up. Then she would be a solid 7.
Slang. It’s a warning for whenever you see the do not disturb sign on a door if you disturb them you’ll make them more mentally disturbed. Word of advice: leave them alone!
Hey! Why can’t I disturb them? Cuz the sign says do not disturb. What happens if I disturb them? Then they’ll become more mentally disturbed. Can’t you read? There’s another sign that says do not make anymore disturbed. It’s a warning for whenever you see the do not disturb sign on a door if you disturb them you’ll make them more mentally disturbed. Word of advice: leave them alone!