A bitch ass niga nobody fucking likes on sum real shit. Get some bitches nigga.
Matthew sucks cock
A matthew is someone who is nice sometimes but sometimes he calls you a poopy head and then you explode.
-Hey Matthew!
-hey poopyhead!
-(explodes)
Guy 1- what the fuck, get off my girl
Guy 2-yeah you matthew
He is the hottest sexiest son of a bitch he pulls literally everyone and sucks off every girl, he has 8 inches + if u find a wild Matthew you for sure are lucky.
Matthew is sexy and IS AN ETERNAL SEX GOD
Fat big fluffy marshmallow, looks like a potato has a 26% in science. Has a terrible haircut that looks like he failed at attempting curtain bangs. Such a baddie grrr ruff ruff. Also gay