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Matthew

A rock

Wow look at that Matthew over there is a red one too!

by Wyatts fat mom December 06, 2018


matthew

big retard

oh look at that matthew it’s a big retard!

by Luckychamer2.0 February 18, 2023


Matthew

A bitch ass niga nobody fucking likes on sum real shit. Get some bitches nigga.

Matthew sucks cock

by VNR4 November 22, 2023


Matthew

A matthew is someone who is nice sometimes but sometimes he calls you a poopy head and then you explode.

-Hey Matthew!
-hey poopyhead!
-(explodes)

by Mestopesto April 08, 2022


Matthew

A homewrecker

Guy 1- what the fuck, get off my girl
Guy 2-yeah you matthew

by COOCHIESLAYER999 November 11, 2019


Matthew

He is the hottest sexiest son of a bitch he pulls literally everyone and sucks off every girl, he has 8 inches + if u find a wild Matthew you for sure are lucky.

Matthew is sexy and IS AN ETERNAL SEX GOD

by Urban dic matt January 16, 2024


Matthew

Fat big fluffy marshmallow, looks like a potato has a 26% in science. Has a terrible haircut that looks like he failed at attempting curtain bangs. Such a baddie grrr ruff ruff. Also gay

Matthew is a gay baddie

by Gay Baddie Bestie November 21, 2021