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n. A gathering of friends at a favorite local restaurant where everyone eats and shares stories with each other. Usually occurs at a place that serves bagels.
My friends and I are going to have a nosh n' schmooze at Bernie's after our AP exam on Wednesday.
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A pescatarian aka A simpering faux vegetarian who blubs 'meat is murder' whilst chewing the face off a trout.
Penkwith: "Oh, I don't eat meat... I'm a vegetarian."
Blooto: "What's with the haddock?"
Penkwith: "Oh, I'm a vegetarian that eats fish"
Blooto: "Fish 'n' Chypocrite more like..."
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When Somebody takes a shit in your bathroom and gets it everywhere and then leaves right after
Trevor: theres Shit everywhere Johnny: looks like it was a shit n run
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masturbating while in bed at night, taking a huge amount of stress off of your mind thus making sleep easier.
John: Dude you slept for like 12 hours last night what the hell?
Mike: yeah man i pulled a beat-n-sleep. Slept like freakin' a baby.
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When you interact with someone for a while on a dating app/online, have a fair amount of small talk eventually meet up and bang and proceed to immediately block them from any contact medium.
Emma: 'Went on a tinder date last night with that guy I'd been chatting to for a while'
Samantha: 'Oh how did it go?'
Emma: 'It was a classic case of Bang 'n' Block...on to the next one I suppose!'
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The time of day when you watch soap operas and smoke weed.
Children napping: Check
Hubby at work: Check
Time for soap-n-dope
Hubby drinks beer and watches sports, I smoke weed and watch soaps.
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The sexual act of two girls engaging in a 69 while a man is having sex with the girl on the bottom, and when the man is about to climax he gives the girl on top a facial or receives a blow job.
Bob: Dude! I got a PB n Jay from your sister last night!
Jeff: Cool, she makes them a little sloppy for me though...
Bob: She gave you one?
Jeff: Yeah... she used to babysit me when my parents would go to the orgy.
Bob: Dude we are talking about Two completely different things.
Jeff: Oh... OH DUDE! FUCKING SICK!
Bob: Dude...
Jeff: What?!?!?!
Bob: Your mom can suck a dick like a pro.
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