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Montana Neck Massage

The act of putting a small animal who is in the process of dying painfully out of their misery by grabbing it by the neck and swinging it around like a lasso.

Man...we was out floatin’ on the river fly fishin’ and we done saw a goose dyin in the snow on the bank so we rowed over to it and gave it the ‘ole Montana Neck Massage to put that thing out of its misery

by MooseWrangler March 30, 2019


T. Neck that Cavity

To have sex on or around the Thanksgiving holiday. "Turkey neck that cavity" referring to the penis-like appearance of the turkey neck, being stuffed into the turkeys body cavity—resembling a wide-open vagina. (See also: "Stuff her with your giblets")

"Spread out Autumnal-themed tablecloth and get your ass on the dining table; I'm gonna stuff you w/ my giblets and t. neck that cavity!"

by tim_finnegan November 13, 2019


Purple neck

When your niggas bitch massacres the fuck out of his neck with hickeys

Yo my dawg is a purple neck from his ugly ass girl

by Bushwookie747 September 24, 2019


Red-Neck-Dreaming

When your broke, living in a trailer, or deployed with turds what can ya do -Red-Neck-Dreaming!

First step in getting out of the trailer park is your dreams, red-neck-dreaming.

Larry-The-Cable-Guy would approve of these dreams.

What is that redneck M@rty Jewe!! doing up there on that tractor? Don't worry he will get back to work soon, he is just Red-Neck-Dreaming for now.

by iflyjewell September 08, 2024


Crooked Neck Bitch

One of those girls in the pics that friend request you and they're pointing you to a sex website. They all have their necks titled to the side... thus the term, "Crooked Neck Bitch"

Me: I just got a friend request from some chick that wants me to click her sex website...

My friend: "You mean a crooked neck bitch sent you a request?"

by lttlmtn July 19, 2017


Neck White

The crisp white frothy goodness of a beer hitting ya neck

“Going to down a neck white”

“Let’s go to the local pub and get a neck white”

Keen for a neck white this weekend mate?”

by Buttistov October 23, 2019


neck potato

V.) When you stick your penis in mashed potatoes and as someone gives you a blowjob, it gets on their neck.

Last thanksgiving, my girlfriend and I neck potatoed.

by Dontwannasausbrjcub April 19, 2016