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A piece of toast with an egg cooked inside a hole cut in the center of the bread.
Hey kid's want me to make some Alabama's for breakfast?
Idk just watch pink guy white is right
You can fuck you sister in Alabama
The place where you can frock you family :)
Person1: ferb I know what we’re going to do today
Person2: frock our family in Alabama
Person1: no.. ferb did you eat the sugar on the table
the best state ever because you can fuck and marry your sister
me: i love Alabama
you: why
me: i get to fuck my sister
A brunette girl who doesn’t need to wear much makeup. She thinks she is attractive and sometimes can be. Has mommy problems. Some people say she is too much, but she thinks she is not enough. She has one love that she keeps going back to, even though he treats her horribly. She is the nicest person you will ever meet.
Girl 1: Omg she is so nice!!
Girl 2: That is just Alabama for you!
That's right Emma! It WOULD be legal in Alabama! See!? She IS my biggest fan! That was like 7 years ago! I'll get you an autograph. Oh! OR! Or... 50% off a Hym Iam brand beige sleeveless turtleneck only $10.01 at the Hym store. Use promo code "Biggest Fan" That's $10.01 in savings for a limited time only.
Hym "Correct! Andrew Tate would be legal in Alabama. So, because he is a filthy immigrant, I will offer him asylum in Alabama."