the medicine you digest so well

a habit one has recently acquired.

mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life.

Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.

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That's so girl wearing a skirt as a top

1. The phrase that should replace "that's so gay" to avoid upsetting Hillary Duff

2. Suggests that all fashion-challenged people are homosexuals

Girl 1:"Do you like this top?"
Girl 2:"That's so gay"
*Hillary Duff walks in*
Duffy:"LIKE OMG! YOU SHOULD TOTALLY NOT SAY THAT!" "How would you like it if I said that's so girl wearing a skirt as a top?!"
Girl 2:"But why? We're lesbians..."
Girl 1:*cries*

Sponsored by the "Think Before You Make Gay Commercials Foundation"

Because being a fashion victim should not be synonymous with being gay.

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I'm So Over Valentine's Day

A phrase screen printed on a t-shirt that a divorced woman wears in February if she was dumb enough to get married on Valentine's Day.

I was married in Las Vegas on February 14th and now that I am divorced, which ruined that holiday; I wear my favorite t-shirt that says, I'm So Over Valentine's Day.

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Oh Camchan, you're so Camchan

When some one has just done an act that is greatly associated with that person.

Barack Obama just turned into Jesus.
"Oh camchan, you're so camchan"

Barack Obama just saved the world.
"Oh camchan, you're so camchan."

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So lana del rey vinyl

The sentence, "So lana del rey vinyl," Is a term inherited from Tiktok. Lana del rey, American singer-songwriter since 2005, The sentence "So lana del rey vinyl" is commonly used on Tiktok or Twitter (X) franchises, such as social media, when a video or post is "giving" or relating to lana del rey. This can also be used as a joke, which is more common.

*A post of a woman in Cherry dress drinking dr pepper*
Comment: That's so lana del rey vinyl!

so anyway i started blasting

The most random thing you could ever possibly say when nobody has been talking for a long time (applies to any context).

no one:

literally nobody:

the prof during the middle of an exam: so anyway i started blasting

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Discord group chat:

User 1: "But man, that was so funny"
User 2: "Hahahahaha, yeah"
*no talking for 3 minutes*
User 2: "so anyway i started blasting"

Why are Minecraft villagers so dumb?

Because they're Minecraft villager, how the hell can you expect them to be smart???

GIVE ME MENDING!!! why are Minecraft villagers so dumb?