me bag

When someone can get their own testies into their mouth.

"Hey look over there at Mike, he's 'me bagging' himself!!!"

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Cram bag

Its when you have no condom and have to resort to using a plastic bag to have "protected" sex

" yo dude last night at the party me and this chick were real horny and she wanted to fuck but i didnt have a condom so i had to "cram bag" that bitch"

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freezer bags

It is when a chick has really nice knockers, they make you freeze in your tracks.

That girl has some nice ass freezer bags.

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lick the bag

to get fucked, to be dissed in a humorous way. To lick someone's testicles.

Oh, fuck off idiot, lick the bag!

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swag and bag

technique to get girls, in which the guy rolls up looking fresh, smushes the girl, then leaves, having no further use for her

Dane'll be doin' the ol' swag and bag this weekend.

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double bag

When you may be worried that a certain girl may have std's, you "double bag it".

Damn, Vanessa is dope and all, but she's boned over 50 dudes. You can bet when I hit it this weekend, I'm gonna double bag it!

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douche bags

an insult. see "John Edwards"

On south park, John Edwards won the biggest douche bag in the universe award

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