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The device used to scream out mindless drivel when you want to look like a piece of shit troglodyte.
"Get the MAGA-Phone out of the back of my pick-up Jimmy-Jo, I have to scream at them Libtards over dur"
Get out your phone and phone that ex on November 24!!
National phone your ex day (Nov 24)
4th of june is phone drop day which means everbody drops their phone and breaks them.
Oops! I accidentally dropped my phone!
Oh it’s because it’s Phone drop day!
Using smart while moving your bowels causing you to spend longer that required squating on the turd catcher
I took a smart phone dump earler , took me two hours to realise i only had to piss
When someone says something gross through text or call. Just generally through the phone. Your reaction would be to immediately say smash phone
"look Ken sent me sext. Gosh smash phone."