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Saying some really stupid innuendo in an awkward situation. Therefore, making it more awkward!
If you are looking for an example of "awkward sexual humor" , watch Barney on an episode of How I met your Mother.
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Also known as SMV.
In a general sense: a formula (or multiple formulas) (or an attempt to create it), which you can then use to plot a graph(s) of general 'current attractiveness value' of each person, showing each individual's relativity to others of the same sex.
something like this:
men want: 0.1*success + 0.6*looks + 0.4*personality + male_choice
women want: 1*success+ 0.5*looks + 0.5*personality + female_choice
in a biological sense:
Men want from women: ability and desire to please, ease, provide serenity.
Women want from men: ability and desire to reduce fear.
Female hypergamy drives them into seeking a higher sexual market value partner, even exercise monkey branching- 'investing' her time into other potentially successful guys leaving them in a friendzone - as 'backup' guys, even if she's already in a relationship.
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someone who doesn't get laid and has to resort to masturbating all the time
Peter: John did you get laid yet?
John: nope i'm still in the solo sexual class
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Someon who gives up on his/her sex life because they don't get none
Shane is an anti-sexual human being
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The Sexual Karma Fairy is a bit like Cupid. But she decides who you end up with in life. She creates happy marriages to beautiful people for people have been good, and punishes those who have been assholes with strings of unhappy marriages to munters who don't give oral sex. The Sexual Karma Fairy tests you with situations you don't want to be in, and scores you on the way you handle them.
I've just let down an ugly girl gently. The sexual karma fairy owes me big!
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When someone approaches another someone in a unwanted sexual manner. They ussually do it in a way that is unapealing and makes the second party feel uncomfortable.
I don't want to go to the party...Marcus Garcia will make awkward sexual advances towards me.
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someone only attracted to a person named bella.
"what's your sexuality?"
"oh me, i'm bella sexual"
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