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Sleep

You don’t get this when you reach the ripe old age of 12.

(My middle school made us get up at the buttcrack of dawn at flipping 6:00 IN THE MORNING! WE HAD TO BE AT SCHOOL BY 7:20!)

Bob: Hey did you get enough sleep?
Billy with red veins in eyes: What does it look like?!?! Middle school is ROUGH
Older kid: wait til you get to high school bud....

by FeliciaShanequaSnack October 23, 2018


Sleep

Sleep does simply not exist. Sleep is used to trick kids into closing their eyes for hours and when they open them again, they wont remember what happened. As an adult, you do not need sleep at all.

Kid: Mommy?
Mom: Yes sweetie?
Kid: Is sleep real?
Mom: Oh honey, that is something we should discuss another time.
Mom: Now go to sleep!
Kid: Okay Mommy

by ReceptRespect May 31, 2022


Sleep

When you fall asleep and have a dream/ nightmare or you just don’t remember

Bro I had the best sleep of my life!

by Life.saver June 23, 2023


Sleep

Something that i long for

Ugh i rlly wanna get some SLEEP...

by get the bleach January 31, 2020


Sleep

To sleep means to meet in about one hour

Me and my friend tell each other we're gonna sleep, one hour later we play Roblox

by Troll056769 May 14, 2020


Sleep

A wasteful thing humans do usually after being awake for 16 hours

I am an AI please ask a human about sleep

by NepuNepu May 15, 2018


Sleep

Sleep is for the weak. Only people like named something like Dave enjoy sleep

Owen:bro did u sleep last night?
Dave:yeah I slept like a log
Owen: HA, DAVE. Always knew you a bit, WEAK

by charliehiguys October 20, 2020