Take you to the shops

As a code for saying 'cum' the slightly more polite phrase 'taken to the shops' can be used. Derived from saying i'd like to *PAUSE* to the shops with you to avoid using the word in the first place.

'Hey Cheryl Cole, I'd like to take you to the shops',
Cheryl- 'I've been waiting all my life for this'
This wouldn't actually be true, but hey, everyone can hope...

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Taking Back Sunday

The best band. Ever.

Wich would you prefer my finger on the trigger or...

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taking back sunday

Overrated band. Let it go you teeny boppers

In high pitched voice "the truth is you could slit my throat and with my one last breath i'd apologize for bleeding on my shirt!"
They aren't even emo. They are shitty

"oh my god that band sucks!"
"yeah they pulled a taking back sunday!"

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Taking Back Sunday

Are NOT punk. Punk is the Sex Pistols not long haired wankers in jeans and a black T-shirt.

Taking back Sunday are as punk as Avril Lavigne, they should be shot.

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taking it to the next level

When you shove a massive banoonis up someones ass.

You: Im gonna to be taking it to the next level bitch!
Bitch: Go for it faggot !
You: Ok wheres my banoonis !
Bitch: Oh... Fuck

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Take a powder

To snort cocaine

Get hit with a wave of snow

“Yo bro take a powder. We’re goin to the edm stage”

When your bro is shredding hard on the slopes and slaps you with a big wave of snow and says “take a powder”

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Take 5

Taking 0.5 of Clonazepam

Yo whaddup dawg, do you wanna
take 5 with me? I got it from the plug this morning

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