slobber balls

the feeling you have when your testicles have spent an inordinate time being sucked on during oral sex

Michelle gave me a severe case of slobber balls last night at the drive-in.

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ball hockey

Hockey played on a surface that resembles an ice rink but is smaller in size and is not ice.It is played year round. It is the same as regular hockey, but played on foot. A hollow plastic ball is used. There are three 10 minute periods.

I'm going to play ball hockey tonight.

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Hack Balls

To own repeatedly.

EJ hack balls on his science project

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garbage balls

(1) When the testicles become sticky and sweaty after a long hot day, on a person who hasnt had a shower in more than 24 hours. The smell of this resembles that of hot garbage. See also swamp nuts.

(2) When the testicles and taint become chaffed and painful after a long hot day. When dingleberries are present, the smell will mimic hot garbage.

(3) An expression of frustration. Can be used in place of swear words such as dammit, fuck, shit, etc.

1. Man, Ive got garbage balls again from camping out all weekend in the Georgia heat. My old lady wont touch me because of it.

2. Ahh garbage balls. I tried to get her number, but she said "get lost youve got garbage balls".

3. You'd better get some baby powder on those garbage balls!!

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Ball Drag

The high pitch 'squeal' which happens when someone's voice is breaking, usually around the age of 13.

Note:It is not restricted to pubescent teens, any male of any age can ball drag. The feminine version is a labia wiggle.

You left your wheel chair at the b-AAAAAAA-r
To which some one will shout "BALL DRAG"

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Jelly Ball

They only exist when the woman is menstral. It can be seen in various places such as the toliet bowl, pad or tampon. It is a chunk of the uterus linning. It is squeshy and can be mistaken for balls of jelly.

Marisa: wow Jane you left a huge Jelly ball in the toliet, gross!

Jane: lol you should have seen the one i found on my tampon.

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Swamp balls

When your balls get so sweaty that they chafe and become irritated.

It was so hot at work today i got swamp balls and had to sprinkle baby powder on them to stop the pain.

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