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Tea Party Patriots are American citizens whose mission is to attract, educate, organize, and mobilize their fellow citizens to secure public policy consistent with their three core values of fiscal responsibility, constitutionally limited government, and free markets. The impetus for their movement is excessive government taxing, spending, and borrowing.
They are one of several organizations that are part of the broader Tea Party political movement that was initiated by 2008 Republican presidential primary candidate Ron Paul (currently a U.S. Representative from Texas). Since that time, it has broadened to include a wide range of Republicans, Democrats, Libertarians, and independents who agree on this mission and these core values although they may disagree on many other political issues. This is to be expected, give the narrow scope of their core values that focus primarily on economic issues.
Tea Party Patriots believe that fiscal responsibility by government honors and respects the freedom of the individual to spend the money that is the fruit of their own labor.
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The sexual act in which a man stradles his female parters face (facing her feet) dropping his testicles into her mouth to suck. At the same time jacking his cock until he shoots streams of cum towards her pussy while she is getting head by another female.
Dude, My girl surprised me by letting her freak friend join in while I tea jacked the fuck out of her. Her friend was eating her pussy while I jacked my cock until I shot streams of cum all over her friends face. I call it Tea Jacked, ala mode!
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The song sung in reference to making a trip to El Indio Mexican Restaurant in Gainesville, Florida or any good quality mexican restaurant for that matter. The song is sung by the legendary owner of the legendary Nigel the Pig. The song is sung to the rhythm of " Whatever you like" by T.I.
Guy 1: Yo we got coupons to dio. Ima get that combo and sweet tea
Guy 2: Coupons?!
Burritos on Deck! Tea on Ice! We got coupons! so you can have whatever combo you like!! I said you can have any combo you like!! yeeeaaa!!! Its gonna treat you so special so nice! We got coupons so baby you can have whatever you like!! I said you can have whatever you like!!
Guy 1: Oh shoot!
A sexual act involving multiple males (often closeted homosexuals) wherein one person tea bags another and the tea bagging continues in a sequential fashion, whereby after being tea bagged, one is then required to tea bag the person to their immediate right. This perverse act is rumored to have originated in Junction City, Kansas, when a number of obese men with prodigious amounts of pubic hair were observed engaging in a steamy tea bagging fest behind a shitty Korean restaurant in the 100 degree heat. Later participants of JCTPs began applying white powder to their pubes to highlight the tea party theme some time in the mid 1990s.
Closeted Homo#1: "Hey Johnson, you know we're havin' a Junction City Tea Party at my place tonight,you cumming?"
Johnson: "Fuck yeah!!! Powderin' up my nad bag right now Beeeeyotch!"
A white-ass Boyfriend That has a girlfriend that forces him to be vegan
One of my friends is a green tea Santa Claus
much like a long island ice tea, except for use of natives of palm island, just off of far North Queensland, Australia.
the drink consists of a mixture of ingredients usually drank by indiginous Australians. ingredients: metho (metholated spirits), VB (victoria bitter), goon(wine) and Bundaberg Rum.
Tony: hey that guy looks so smashed
Bill: yeah that's gordon flabawabjabnunganoonga, he's probably been drinking a palm island ice tea
when two guys and one girl are engaged in sexual activity. the men must wear strap-on "horns" (head dildos) and they double penetrate "down there" so its like riding a unicorn. afterwards she collects the magical "unicorn tea" (jizz) and they have what is called a unicorn tea party.
This is correct, however it doesn't answer the central question of what the unicorn tea party actually is (ie what they do with the unicorn tea". From the above definition one would surmise that they sat around and drank it like tea, but the assumption couldn't be farther from the truth.
Once the tea is collected, it is put into a very large metal spoon, this is typically held by the woman. One of the men will take a lighter and heat the bottom of the spoon until it begins bubbling. At this point the second man will take a syringe and pull the heated liquid in. The next and final step is to inject a pet cat in the tail. (this can only be done if one of the party has a pet cat).
Jim, Ally and I had a unicorn tea party last night, her cat is wicked pissed right now.
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