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When a man randomly grabs someone off the sidewalk, drags them into an alley and gives them a muddy Sanchez after tea bagging them then he proceeds to viciously rape them before setting them free
I just gave someone a dirty cracker there face turned white!!!!
not just an ordinary nut tap but a tap that involves a 6 pack of your choice of crackers (peanut butter or cheese) that is forcefully jolted toward your genital area resulting in a nut tap.
" Ouch i just got cracker tapped!"
" Zach is known to cracker tap, cover your junk"
Y'all a bunch of sprinkled crackers you fucks.
Depicting a newborn with the innate hatred of being swaddled.
Justin was such a scattered cracker when he was a baby
Teddy made a BIG CRACKER MOVE today by canceling open lunch
A group of men ejaculate in side the bottle and the person that ejaculates last has to drink it and eat it.
Ryan played soggy cracker bottle and lost so he had to drink it and eat it
A phrase that shows that people are often draw away from their normal flow of life by seemingly good things. Either for improvement or for their downfall.
"Hey john did you hear about alex's new girlfriend? she's really fixed him up!"
"Hey swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."
"Hey did you see that alex got his car stolen by that seemingly nice guy!"
"ahh, Swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."