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A college located in Lima Ohio known widely for its high performance motorsports program. the school also offers majors in Auto-tech, Diesel tech, Alternate fuels, HVAC/AC, Toyota T-Ten, and of course bussiness. the school is well known for its less then luxurious dorms and lack of things to do on the weekends. students occupy their free time by working or comsuming dangerous amounts of Pepsi Lite. they also play alot of video games such as Nascar2008.
They have recently brought back collegent sports but none of them are even close to real teams, except the student stock car team and any of the other teams that dont involve a bunch of full grown men that fight over who gets to touch the ball.
the school also owns a 1/4 mile high bank clay oval called LIMALAND
Man i love the university of northwestern ohio,
UNOH is awesome!
Hey buddy, lets go to lima land
A school in the suburb of Parkville in Melbourne. A school that sounds great by the name but dont be fooled in reality it truely is a shit hole.
Teenager 1: Where do you go to school?
Teenager 2: University High School
Teenager 1: Oh.. (starts to walk away)
A four year agricultural college located in Corvallis, Oregon. Known as the dumping grounds for Lewis and Clark, Reed, and University of Oregon rejects. Mostly attended by kids from small Oregon towns.
Kid from Grants Pass: Portland and Eugene are too big for me and I only received adequate grades in high school. I have decided to attend Oregon State University over Eastern Oregon. I hear they have the #1 Sheep Studies program in the country.
An craptacular "mmo" game. At first glance, its the usual mmo. You fight monsters, level up, etc. But then after a month or two, you'll join the ranks of the PSU regulars. Basically, all they do is sit around on the 4th Floor (name of the game's main lobby), and while sitting there they spam, harass people, scam each other for their items, ocassionally hack each other, and last but not least, engage in online relationships. Oh yes, thats right. Female gamers beware. Every little kid who plays PSU will want to go out with you. Hell, some of the grown men who play it will want to go out with you, regardless of your own age.
Basically, its the shit hold of gaming.
Gamer 1: Hey dude, wanna play some Phantasy Star Universe later tonight? Me and my girlfriend are gonna go to some White Beast S2 runs.
Gamer 2: Hell fucking no. Dude, I play WoW, and even I can talk shit about you for playing PSU. Go find a REAL mmo to play. Shit, Runescape is better than that shit you play. Seriously man, what the fuck?
Gamer 1: You're just jealous because you got scammed on your first day, and all those guys were teabagging you on the 4th Floor.
Gamer 2: Fuck you. At least I'm not married to someone over the internet.
School with the award for the most selfish kids and the most gay guys.
Person 1: Hey can u have some of your food?
Person 2: We're at new york university, of course not.
Person 1: well can you give me your friend's number?
Person 2: sorry, he's gay.
Baller ass school located in Saint Paul, Minnesota
Those foo's at the University of St. Thomas are rich as hell.
1) DO YOU LIKE BASKETBALL?
2) DO YOU LIKE TO PARTY?
3) DO YOU LIKE TO BLOW SHIT UP?
4) YOU SIR JUST GOT A SCHOLARSHIP TO MSU!
Bro I filled out a college selector application online and got accepted to Michigan State University!