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Official name of the organization commonly known as Hamas
Take shelter – my oven just got blown up by Ham Ass!
Spunking in a ham sandwich (preferably out of a Tesco meal deal) slapping it around a person or animals face and drop kicking them down the stairs.
“My cat proper pissed me off so I ham rolled the little bastered down the stairs the cheeky cunt”
Cash used to bribe (or attempt to bribe) a Police officer or other official.
The filth caught John and Shirley doing crack in the back of his car. They gave up the crack and offered them some ham cash but they still got arrested. The bastards.
A Ham Beard can be identified as a beard with an unacceptable amount of hair on it. So when eating, a piece of table food may fall into the beard without the person knowing it. Like a piece of holiday ham.
Dan has a disgusting Ham Beard
Taking the least possible amount of effort to fool an idiot.
They wouldn't let me in without a badge, so I had to spear some ham by making a fake from an old cereal box, and it actually worked. -Reddit user SuperFLEB
lying, not answering texts/calls, pissing someone off, making up fake stories
person 1: what are you doing tonight?
person 2 :going to my grandmas.
person 1: nigga your pulling ham. I know your going to that party.
When have individuals sex in a sauna set as hot as it can go, then cover themselves in sweet organic honey glaze.
Hey Brett, why are you so sticky??
Me and María, Made a honey baked ham in the gym sauna.