Describes the discomfort felt from an extremely itchy ringpiece, often requiring repeated clawing to remedy.
In response to the enquiring (perhaps disgusted) looks as I vigourously deep-scratched my anus, I justified my actions by explaining that "I've got buzz ring". And continued with a clear conscience.
When you get hit in the balls so hard you bleed from your eyes.
Last week Carl gave me a bloody ring ding! I cried only for 3 hours.
An act of intimacy performed the night following an Italian wedding where the bride fingers the grooms asshole
“You ready for your Italian ring finger tonight?”
“Yes Italian wife, I love you.”
when you're taking a dump and after the first flush, the toilet floods and the long turd with the tip sticking out of the water paints circles on your buttcheeks as it's spinning around
sorry i took so long in there, had to do a bunch of paperwork regarding some O-rings
A hardcore fan of Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit. Apparently patterned after "Klingon" from Star Trek's fandom base.
For anyone who is a Ring-on, Matamata, New Zealand (the site of Hobbiton in both Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit) is a must-see.
When someone paints their ring finger a different color from the others it can signify them being a bottom (lgbt)
“Look at their Ring finger is a different color, it’s blue and the rest are black, you know what that means “
A phrase used when speakething to a Indian pear. This is also a form of dance.
Brian said to Ratesh, "Wassup my Ring Uh Ding!"