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When you or someone else jerks you off using a tennis racket. *note dong must be abnormally small to fit through the woven Russian strings.
Yo Phil, last weekend I got a Russian string job, it only took him an hour to complete.
imma give my boy a Russian beetroot tonight
An overly friendly russian that joins your raid group and proceeds to lay out battleplans, strategies and logistics. While initially nobody listens to him, the russians months of preparation eventually convince the group to follow his instructions. When it comes to the actual boss fight, the russians plans appear to be too complicated for mere mortals to comprehend. Only after after multiple attempts is the group able to slay the boss.
(no shoulders were dropped during the making if this defenition)
pass: wtf are these tacts?
poeticas: this is what the tacts russian told us to do, just roll with it.
It’s a very good a nice complement to yourself and it’s a great thing to say around the public! This word boost confidence and is a very good comeback.
Opponent: Look at this nerd with big glasses
Crowd: OHHHHHHH OH MY GOD!
You: I’m a Russian spy
EVERYONE: GONE
When your committing the act of edging think of your dad and try not to bust a huge load
Woah, did you see Cameron Russian Edging while eating cheesecake!
while committing the act of edging think of your father titty fucking a frog
Woah! Did you see Cameron Russian Edging while eating cheesecake
It’s where you stick your thumb in a girls butt hole then pull out her shit with your thumb and use it as a dildo.
Jacob: bro I used the Russian Monkey on Jessica last night. Made her finish in two minutes.
Drake: I told you it would work