Uncle Eddie

When you go to a tattoo shop and tell the artist you want a tattoo in your pubic area. Then leave immediately once they've shaved your genitals.

I'm ready for my date! Needed a trim so I pulled an Uncle Eddie at a tattoo shop and dipped out!

uncle scrooged

To be screwed beyond royal proportions.

That Asshole spawn killed me. I got Uncle Scrooged!!!

Uncle Gussed

Having a pen or other projectile thrown at your eye region. It is common place for the word bitch to follow uncle gussed.

Brandon: "Can you pass me a pen"?
(Jamie throws pen at Brandon)
Jamie: "You have been Uncle Gussed, Bitch"!

Uncle Jimmie'd

To be violently mauled with a spoon.

I heard Fred got uncle Jimmie'd at Denny's last week.

uncle thomas

A redneck insult describing A white person who favors blacks vs. Thier own race
( The white version of an "uncle tom". )

"Joey is wearing fubu jeans , a mecca shirt , and a Durag" , "that kid is such an uncle thomas"

uncle ej

Someone with thick legs ,claims to be a gangster , soon to be a doctor, loves his children :)

She : Uncle Ej rocks!
She: I know right he is super smart with thick legs!

Uncle trine

The gayest uncle you could ever have !!

My uncle trine is very gay and funny