Rural Dictionary

Titty Twister Tuesday

Another fine game played in restaurants, in a similar manner as slap ball Sunday, only in this case on a Tuesday. The object of the game is simple, dole out as many titty twisters as possible. Until a girl initiates a titty twister it is taboo to give one to a girl. Generally there is a "hands only" rule so objects like tongs and forks cannot be used. Managers can be included into the game as well either by their consent or their administration of a titty twister. Anyone who can pull off the "double twist" (two at the same time, but not necessarily the same person) is considered immortal.

After repeatedly trying to whip my ass with a towel all week, I couldn't wait to wreak havoc on Bill's nipples on Titty Twister Tuesday.

by Josh the expo July 12, 2006

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big ole titties

Describing a women's huge (or big) titties

Damn, that woman has big ole titties

by Molestia-hime April 10, 2017

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Solid Gold Titties

1. When something is so fucking awesome it can only be described in these words
2. a frame of mind, an attitude

collin: dude i just bought all the cd's for planet earth. im coming over
davey: solid gold titties!!!

by daveyfbaby October 17, 2011

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Titties and Kool-Aid

A standard reply to just about anything. Usually used to express gratitude, thankfulness, happiness, agreement, delight, pleasure, and any other sort of ecstatic feeling.

Francis's girlfriend: "Let me lick your balls."
Francis: "Titties and Kool-Aid."
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"You see the game last night?"
"Titties and Kool-Aid"
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"You want to go shoot some heroin?"
"Titties and Kool-Aid.
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"Damn, Max, you're huge!"
"Titties and Kool-Aid."
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"This petron is almost as good as some Titties and Kool-Aid."