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When a person sucks your penis for ages and it gets covered in lots of spit and dribble like a slimy hagfish
She sucked my dick for so long I got hagfish dick, I could slip it straight in her ass now
When wrapping a dollar around a penis to measure girth, a dollar dick is so thick that the ends of the dollar do not touch.
Allison: "Yo, do you know Victor?"
Erin: "Yeah, the guy you got with last night?"
Allison: "You know he has a dollar dick?"
Erin: "Must have been girthy"
Allison: "Yup, it was great. Less painful than I thought"
The act of editing a dick pic on Snapchat using the scissor tool to make said dick look larger than in reality ( a bit like catfishing but with a dick pic )
Person 1: he sent me a dick pic. It looks bigger than before...
Person 2: definitely dick-fishing
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When your company sends you an email letting you know you can save $50 a month if you turn in a form from your doctor to the HR department on Monday. But sends you the email on Friday.
Dear valued employee, You can save $50 per month on your health insurance with our company if you send in the attached biometeric form filled out by your doctor by the deadline below. (Deadline is less than one business day from the date the letter was sent out. ) Signed, Your employer, Dick Move.
During anal sex when the receiver excretes on the dick of the person performing the acts.
Ethan - "Yo Luke, your mom gave me the maddest muddy dick last night"
Luke - "What does that mean"
Ethan - "Ya know, your moms shitted on my dick"
Dick crazy is when a person has sex with someone whom has a really good penis that become so crazy a lustful they either wind up in sex induced rage and become a whore or stalk the person who infected them with "dick crazy"
Jesus alissa, has become so dick crazy after darnell that she fucked the whole basketball team.
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