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consent troll

Someone who enters a consensual encounter with intentions confusing their partner as a way of gaining validation or virtue signaling

She did the 2-hand gawkinator twist on me and when I blew my load she started consent trolling

by nellafool May 11, 2021


Nostalgia Troll

That one asshat who always appears on the chat board whenever a clip from a beloved classic movie or historical event is played, only to loudly boast how much better everything was back then, how men were more manly, women more womanly, and how everything that came after was just “woke” garbage, thus ruining the experience for everyone else.

“I tell you, they don’t make movies like this anymore. Now its all CGI, hack directors, and wokeness.”

This spake the nostalgia troll

by garcalej December 02, 2021


The Angel's Troll

The Angel's Troll (proper noun):(1) is someone who seeks Truth from a motive of *Good Intention* in which exploring ideas and changing variables in definition develops our primary understanding of a situation,

(2) making include baiting statements or baiting questions in a fairly light-hearted way, but stops short of injury (unlike The devil's advocate)
(3) a 4th dimension to Socratic Irony

phrase coined by Nicole Curtis in 2018

Opposite of The Devil's Advocate

I didn't understand the complexities of the of this very serious situation and had to be The Angel's Troll as I could see this light-hearted approach would be much more successful than playing opposing sides as The devil's advocate.

by {TRUE}:QTπ April 21, 2019


Troll Child

a tall skinny person who is often physically abused by a Ma Ding Ding and emotionally abused by a Wee WeeYan.

synonym: Condiment, Anthony Wong

Look! Its Troll Child!

by Vivian August 25, 2004


Pay the Troll Toll

“Paying the Troll toll” means to be taking a shit/poop without saying you are to make the conversation awkward.

“Pay the Troll Toll” is when a person needs to take a shit/poop but doesn’t want to make a conversation awkward when speaking with a friend or group of friends.

That coffee really expedited the troll toll payment this morning.

Bro I need to “pay the troll toll” before I can meet up at the bar.

I am unable to answer the phone right now as I am currently paying the troll toll and this troll requires my full attention.

by Bandit185 May 18, 2022


Troll winner

A troll who pisses you off enough that you stay up all night thinking about revenge.

Troll winner: YO check it bro got so pissed off from my defs that he just couldn't take it anymore... Thats one pissed of bro haha. I guess he must hate being called a faggot and so on and so forth.

by pizzy pants October 29, 2010


Laker Troll

Ignorant so called "sports-fans" who have nothing better to do than to go around commenting negatively on Laker related stories, hoping to entice someone into an argument that is senseless and baseless. This is a mutation of the life-form known as Laker Hater, and as such share character traits.

The fact that they have time to do this indicates that
either they have no life or their team of choice isn't worth
writing about or spending time on.

Hating and Trolling stem from feelings of inadequacy due to
their team of choice LACKING in either: 1) Championship
Banners and Rings, 2) Team Notoriety, 3) News media
coverage, 4) Legendary Players, 5) NBA records, or all 5 of
them.

The recommended way to handle the Laker Troll is either to
ignore them, or to point out factual falsities in their post
without ranting. The reason for this is not to give them
what they want (attention and for said Laker fan to waste
their time).

Laker Trolls are known to exist exclusively in comments of
online sports articles. It is predicted that as the number
of Laker Championship banners increases, the number of Laker Trolls in the US will jump exponentially.

One of the most well known weaknesses of this mutation is
the paralyzing effect that Kobe adding more jewelry (rings)
has on them. Each time The Mamba adds a ring, the Laker
Troll's are silenced and go into hiding for 3-10 months.

Laker Fan 1: "Did you see that stupid comment about the Lakers bro, obviously a Kobe Hater? I'm so tired of seeing that Laker Troll post all the time so I'm gonna go off on him for a page."

Laker Fan 2: "Don't waste your time, that's what they want.
Besides, we're too busy counting our rings... no time for haters or trolls..."

by CarpLove March 12, 2013