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Uncle Ben’s Rice Grime

A strange unidentified growth found on the inside of a rice cooker after continued use without cleaning it

I was about to have some curry but encountered Uncle Ben’s Rice Grime

by NextJen September 7, 2024


Kentucky Uncle

When a man is brushing his teeth while taking a shower and the paste drops down and lands on ones meatus causing a stinging sensation.

I was trying to get a head start to my day by brushing my teeth in the shower and accidentally gave myself a Kentucky Uncle.

by Kentucky uncle Kenny April 2, 2022


half-great-uncle

Grandparent's half-brother.

My half-great-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019


half-great-uncle

Grandparent's half-brother.

half-great-uncle.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024


ur uncle pedo

one up from ur aunt ase

when this is said, everything in the universe (or in the void, if it is said there) turns into a random object

Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: say that one more time
Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: ur uncle pedo
*everything in the universe turns into a staple gun*

by PFJZESKTRHLJNIAWI:rk dvAKV,i w May 5, 2018


Uncle Fucker Incident

It’s basically like Kyler’s dad but my uncle fucked me and my sister in the ass with both his penis and thumb when we were 10 years old and we didn’t know any better about it. Basically gay Incest.

Half-Credit: WWW.COMPASS

My friend told me the story where he was in the Uncle Fucker Incident

by Fishnuggets66 November 21, 2023


uncle samming

A super dirty sex move.

"Were you just figuratively Uncle Samming me?"
"Yes I was...finger pointing and everything."

by justcallmewebster March 7, 2014