A strange unidentified growth found on the inside of a rice cooker after continued use without cleaning it
I was about to have some curry but encountered Uncle Ben’s Rice Grime
When a man is brushing his teeth while taking a shower and the paste drops down and lands on ones meatus causing a stinging sensation.
I was trying to get a head start to my day by brushing my teeth in the shower and accidentally gave myself a Kentucky Uncle.
one up from ur aunt ase
when this is said, everything in the universe (or in the void, if it is said there) turns into a random object
Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: say that one more time
Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: ur uncle pedo
*everything in the universe turns into a staple gun*
It’s basically like Kyler’s dad but my uncle fucked me and my sister in the ass with both his penis and thumb when we were 10 years old and we didn’t know any better about it. Basically gay Incest.
Half-Credit: WWW.COMPASS
My friend told me the story where he was in the Uncle Fucker Incident
"Were you just figuratively Uncle Samming me?"
"Yes I was...finger pointing and everything."