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Getting lucky in an extremely random way
That bump to first class was a total turtle under the legs.
Russian phrase mostly used to describe places that are really hard to get to/get through
This road is so broken that the devil breaks his leg
A condition in middle-age men where the power generated by their legs in cycling, running, or really any sport, is equivalent to the power output of an 8-year-old girl.
Dude, why can't you keep up?
Come one, man! You know I have Little Girl Leg Syndrome.
she likes to show off her scrambled eggs between the legs.
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(BMLL) A martial arts jujitsu move only performed by women. This trapping move is inflicted by the crazed female upon the male victim of her choice during intercourse. The female (on top) full mounts the male (on back) and locks her legs around him when he is about to spew his swimmers... commonly resulting in non-consensual pregnancy. Also known as the “child trapper.”
Your Honor, my client is indeed the father, but should be exempt from child support, insert crazy hoe name victimized my client with the (BMLL) Baby Momma Leg Lock ...
male yelling for help in hotel room “Help! Call da po po ! BMLL!
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Are you for real? or Are you kidding me?
If someone is being outrageous, or something outrageous happens (playing pool and you make a crappy shot or someone accidentally sinks four of his balls) instead of saying, "Are you kidding me?" or "Are you for real?" you would say "Are you bitchin' on my leg?"
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An office employee who does nothing but sit all day and make grunts and groans. A smelly person who gets off their ass so infrequently they walk funny.
Good god that guy walks like an idiot.
Well I wish he would stay sitting down he wreeks but I can only smell it when he stands up. He needs to get washed with a damned fire hose. He is a damn bow legged swamp donkey.
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