Wood Rolled

Much like getting Rick Rolled, getting Wood Rolled is when someone clicks an unsuspecting link only to be greeted by a large seated black man (Mr. Wood), and his penis which is the size of a 3rd leg, dangling between his legs. This is used most effectively during the Covid-19 outbreak of 2020.

Friend 1: Hi Friend 2! Take a look these new numbers about the Coronavirus! Click this link.
Friend 2: 'clicks link'. Sees Mr. Wood and his giant 3rd leg. "Come on man! Why'd you have to Wood Roll me like that? I'm at work!
Friend 1: You're just been Wood Rolled!

Ashley Wood

A absolute BMT that thinks he is bad just because he lives in thaxted

Omg is that ashley wood? Yeah he thinks he is a bad man ting

spoom-woods

1.one who wears dress flops quite occasionally w/ pink Polo's

2. looks like 12 year old Jewish girl; refer to gyspey

3. someones house squirrel wants to burn down

4. ones only friend are his sister and sisters friend

5. tries to bang girls, preferably best friends, whom are clearly unconscious

6. squirrel refers to Woods Parker as a Mexican Jew whore cunt and also Jew gold

1. go to (http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/fd5484488cae53cdd81c54a11c214ffd.jpg)

2. also see { by the way spoom-woods has shorter hair } (http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/d041310490e076ffe731b90d15e8dcd2.jpg)

3. " squirrel no you can't burn woods house ?"
" no squirrel u cant that's arsony "

4. also go to (http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/1a3a05c6989e04449c5b7330bc2e8891.jpg)

5. see (http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/faa0c2d11b163b9859c58811fbf39689.jpg)

6. " woods i am gunna burn your house down you mexican jew whore cunt "

Coke and wood

To snort coke off a hard cock

Orla used cozzie for a coke and wood

Evan Rachel Wood

A literal angel.

I love this woman.

Evan Rachel Wood is the closest thing to God I've ever known.

ShadowMan of New Jersey Parkway Wooded areas

He’s a shadow man who haunts the surrounding areas of Holly Parkway and Laurel Lane in Williamstown, New Jersey he is described too have no facial features but he does wear a slenderman type suit and he likes too hide behind trees and spook visitors with footsteps and growls. He is considered a demonic entity. He typically hides from aware children but is somewhat open too ghost hunters.

That’s ShadowMan of New Jersey Parkway Wooded areas

The who?

The ShadowMan of New Jersey Parkway Wooded areas he haunts the area

Hoof Wood

Erectile hyperfunction; when a guy only needs a few seconds to slide in.

Put that damn hoof wood away! I already came 4 times.