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Street slang for your own life or chance in life.
"I'm praying to my Glock and my card" = I praying for my gun and my life
The same as i have already said
Person 1- _____ means this
Person 2- yeah bro thats a (jucy) (fat)** cock in my ars
** adds extra emphasis to phrase
Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.
"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"
Guy: WHO HERE WANTS TO BARBEQUE MY KANGAROO
Girl: MEEE
Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.
I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.
This is when you use a twiser to remove your asshole hairs.
im gonna twidle my asshole hairs
Something you say sarcastically to your boss when they constantly ask you to do work that's not in your job description or some lazy co-workers'responsibility.
Boss: Hey Steve, can you go pick me up a birthday card for my wife?
Steve: Because that's on my resume.
Boss: Hi Mary, Steve screwed up our quarterly stats again. Do me a fave and fix it by tomorrow?
Mary: (sarcastic eye-roll) Yeah because that's on my resume! Glad Steve makes $10G's more than me.