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A copious amount of dick cheese which sets and builds up to a plaque like substance over time. Often associated with a man who's member hasn't seen any action for a long time and has fallen into a state of disregard. Especially prominent with those possessing excessive foreskin.
Example 1. "Man, it's been so long my nob cheese has turned to dick plaque, I need to get my ultrasonic plaque remover onto this"
Example 2. "I ain't had no sex for 13 months, I've had no reason to clean my meat. It's been that long that I've got dick plaque."
May 1st also known as National sucking dick day!
Hey did you hear what today is? It’s national sucking dick day.
When a movie or TV show with frequent nudity will throw in a dick scene every once in awhile to appease the female viewers.
BF: Eww, you didn't tell me there was going to be a naked dude in this movie!
GF: Ok seriously, we've seen like 50 boobs already. About time they threw in some courtesy dick.
when you want someone to suck your dick
Step son: "Mum come here"
Mum: "Yes?"
Step son "SUCK ME DICK"
Mum:"OK!"
On every day of the week a dick pic must be sent to a Mexican
On march 3rd National Send A Mexican A Dick Pic Day was celebrated , everyone loved it!
The shit that goes in and out of your mother thousands of times on a daily basis.
Hmmm... it seems like your mother could use some real nigga dick.
When a male that is drunk randomly whips out his dick and pisss anywhere for example you house wall. Then piss on himself in the process and don’t know.. That’s a Pissy Dick.
Look at Pissy Dick Dom. Girl last night let me tell you about this Pissy Dick..