That was born in a city and you function better in any city than a small town lower than 100,000 population. know nothing about rural area at all.
"You so much of a city-ass,you ain't seen a pig or cow. Unless they're covered in cheese in ya bacon cheeseburger !"
During a celebration (ex: Easter) when confetti eggs are involved, and someone cracks one either in your shirt or in your pants, and the confetti trickles down to your ass, leaving sweaty pieces of paper lodged in amazing places.
"dude she got you in the pants"
"yea man, you want some Ass-Fetti?"
"ahh you asshole, its trickling down my pants, *grabs said confetti from underwear* you want some back?"
"gross keep your ass-fetti away from me"
During a celebration (ex: Easter) when confetti eggs are involved, and someone cracks one either in your shirt or in your pants, and the confetti trickles down to your ass, leaving sweaty pieces of paper lodged in amazing places.
"dude she got you in the pants"
"yea man, you want some Ass-Fetti?"
"ahh you asshole, its trickling down my pants, *grabs said confetti from underwear* you want some back?"
"gross keep your ass-fetti away from me"
goofy ass walk is a goofy ass walk
Person a:Walking
Person b:*plays goofy ass walk*
When I do anal on your mom and she ass queefs on the family dog
Hey, baby wanna Shit pee pee ass tonight
One who slaps ass checks like a bongo
Joe was being such a ass drummer when he repeatedly smacked my ass.
a girls ass, but its made of a type of pasta, usually spaghetti.
"im gonna eat that ass!"
"ew dude, no."
"calm down bro, its just some pasta ass."