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to be ruffed up by someone's penis
Some people don't know when to quit dick muscling!
sending someone a shlong shot to disrupt, expose, or otherwise publicly shame an evildoer mid deed
Lex ethical dick pic'd his cheating spouse, prematurely ending their "photo shoot" with a Hinge connect.
(noun) A brain, typically of a male.
Did you even stop to consider the consequences? Quit thinking with your skull dick!!!
Another word for chlamydia.
Boy 1: I should never have hooked up with that chick last night!
Boy 2: Why's that?
Boy 1: I 've got a flaming dick
Swedish dick is a bick juicy fat cock attached to a swedish woman.
Swedish dick is a cock of a swedish woman
Oscar: Wanna fuck with me Sofia?
Sofia: *drops pants and dick flies up*
Oscar: I didn't know you had a bick swedish cock.
-Croc dick (Noun)
Croc dick is known as the influenced state of genitalia of a man who casually wears crocs. It has been told that the sheer, unappealing fashion of a mans crocs can spread a powerful source of virgin energy through the feet and legs till it plateaus at the dick. This results in the victim's dick being rubbery and almost constantly flaccid (sort of like the croc itself.)
Person 1: Heyyy, bout to go get my dick appointment with Hudson
Person 2: Gurl you about to have a bad time, I saw him with crocs on the other day
Person 1: Oh for real? He probably got croc dick then.
Happens on march 10th
A day where a male human needs to send a picture of their errect penis to their boy or girlfriend
Hey babe do you know what today is ?
No
International dick pic day
Ok ( sends dick pic)