My Cat

My cat is a cute but vicious one.

My cat is annoying as Fuck.

My Wives

Two very hot ladies who i want to motorboat all day long.

“Hey look! It’s your wives!”

“My wives?! Gahdaym! The strap is ON!”

my wife

ur mom

Your mom is my wife

My wife

A Karen-like bitch that takes your money, kids, car, house, dignity and almost everything in your life!

Virgin: What happened to you?!
Husband: My wife and I got divorced, and took almost everything in my life!
Virgin: LOL! YOU'LL ENDED UP LIKE ME!!!!!!!

My wife

Kalynn koury, #1 girl <3

Oh look it’s kalynn koury, my wife, oh my god

blooms my daffodils

when something makes you wet

corbin blooms my daffodils

I love it in my butt

It feels good when its in my butt and I love the feeling when it finishes.

I love it in my butt