Someone who is similar to bag of dicks, but much worse. The dicks have soaked so long in their own douche juices that they still look likes dicks but the minute they are around other people they collapse into the most unpleasant person you have ever met.
Man, Derek has been a bag of dicks for so long he's now a bag of dick mush.
There are various definitions for this one, but it mainly means getting high on heroin and going on a long strenuous walk while lifting a 50lb barbell with your boner. This is a common practice in Western Asia, Cuba, and mostly the mid west states of the United States.
When the young man went on his first Plastered dick voyage, it was very enlightening to his mind.
A dick thats average in length, but thin otherwise.
My boyfriend has a popsicle dick
A dangerously niceee dick. When you want dick that so bad that you would risk anything for it even the possibility of catching feelings for it. Gotta risk it for the biscuit, risk it alllll for that dick!
His got that risky dick that i might fall in love with but i'm gonna fuck it anyway
Someone who constantly chases dick and destroys it. Someone who just bursts through and attacks it.
Im a dick demolisher and I destroy ist like how circle table kids destroy anime
It means your friend with the nickname fred should go suck a dick while getting it up the ass
Me: Go suck a dick fred
Fred: Eww i aint gay
Me: Yes you are....
Fred: True....